Dear BBC America,

On Thanksgiving, while the rest of the family is in the kitchen catching up on recent events and generally being sociable, I can frequently be found in the living room playing with my uncle’s glorious digital cable. Thus, Thanksgiving is the one day of the year when I can watch your fine channel, and what programming do you choose for this magnificient day? A marathon of What Not to Wear! *sigh*

Do better next year!

Signed,
-Me